Thanks to Wounded Bird for this.
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
Creation Season 2017
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