dogs and cats

Thanks to Wounded Bird for this.

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
Ann Landers

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
Dereke Bruce

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein