Something from my Mom:
About dogs and people…
If there are no dogs in Heaven,
then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Will Rogers
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the
principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult..
- Rita Rudner
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery
Store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the
Greatest hunters on earth!.
- Anne Tyler
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality,
it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven,
And very, very few persons.
- James Thurber
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can.
That’s almost $21 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein
If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
My Goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of
Pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
- Sigmund Freud
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein