Tuesday, August 26, 2008

going to the dogs

Well everyone who reads this blog knows I cannot resist re-posting great things about dogs. So with a tip of the biretta to Of Course I Could Be On Vacation,

You know that your dog has trained you well when

* You believe every dog is a lap dog.

* If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.

* You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.

* You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.

* You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.

* You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.

* No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).

* You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.

* You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.

* You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.

* You let the neighbor's dog sleep over.

* You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.

* Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.

* When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.

* You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.

* You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.

* Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.

4 comments:

Kirkepiscatoid said...

Well, if you like this, you will like the blossoming romance between little Eddie at my house and the lovely Chompita at Padre Mickey's! Go check both our blogs out!

Robert said...

Oh I have been following your adventures already!

lifestartsnow said...

ah yes, that explains why i'm not a dog person (and not a cat person either)...

franzi

Robert said...

I'm with you on that lifestarts!