Tuesday, August 05, 2008

The Gay Agenda

Because I see so many conservatives worried about the "gay agenda" and often confused about what it actually is, I thought I would try and help out a bit but outlining it here.

1. Go shopping.
2. Turn a few people gay.
3. Go shopping.
4. Go to a gay pride event.
5. Go shopping.
6. Figure out how to destroy Christianity.
7. Go shopping.

I think that about sums it up.

7 comments:

the Reverend boy said...

Ahem.

You forgot the wild parties and the rampant drug and alcohol abuse.

Robert said...

Thanks for the correction Rev. Boy. I don't want to leave anything out. My failure on this point is probably due to my advanced age.

the Reverend boy said...

I was going to say it's probably due to your innocence. ;-)

Robert said...

Then I would know you were pulling my leg!

Kirkepiscatoid said...

Oh, come on, shopping was used too much! None of the gay people I know shop in excess!

FranIAm said...

So succinct! Gets right to the point and so nicely, with a good addition from Rev Boy.

And I do believe I am older than you both, well I met RB, so I know how much older than him I am!!!! A lot!!!

Robert said...

Oh I'm a lot older than RB too. I'm older than dirt actually.