Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging
Yay! The guy from Cable and Wireless came and replaced all the phone cable yesterday so now we have internet access at home! And now, tonight's special Lambeth Edition of Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging:
Tune: "Anything You Can Do" from Annie Get Your Gun
GAFCON Bishops
Anything we do,
Is holier than what you do.
We can do everything
Holier than you.
Lambeth Bishops No, you can't.
GAFCON Bishops Yes,we can.
Lambeth Bishops No, you can't.
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we can.
Lambeth Bishops No, you can't.
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we can, Yes, we can!
Lambeth Bishops Everything we do
Is actually Anglican.
Everything you do,
Is Donatist bull.
GAFCON Bishops No, it's not.
Lambeth Bishops Yes, it is.
GAFCON Bishops No, it's not.
Lambeth Bishops Yes, it is.
GAFCON Bishops No, its NOT!
Lambeth Bishops Yes,it is. Yes, it is!
Lambeth BishopsOver 800 bishops
Meeting with few mishaps.
From Fiji, Japan, and Panamá
All do Bible study and Indaba
We march to support MDGs.
GAFCON Bishops (spoken) Will that work?
Lambeth Bishops (spoken) Er, possibly.
GAFCON Bishops (spoken) You make us smirk!
GAFCON Bishops Any prayer we say
We know God will answer.
We know that God won't
Even listen to you.
Lambeth Bishops Is that so?
GAFCON Bishops It is so!
Lambeth Bishops No, it's not!
GAFCON Bishops It is so!
Lambeth Bishops No, it's not!
GAFCON Bishops It is so!
Lambeth Bishops No, it's not!
GAFCON Bishops It is so!
Lambeth Bishops No, it's not!
GAFCON Bishops It is so! It is so!
Lambeth Bishops All of our liturgies
Are full of tradition
Unlike all that aisle rolling
And hand waving you lot do.
GAFCON Bishops That's not true.
Lambeth Bishops It IS true.
GAFCON Bishops No it's not!
Lambeth Bishops It IS true
GAFCON Bishops No it's not!
Lambeth Bishops It IS true
GAFCON Bishops No it's NOT!
Lambeth Bishops It IS true
GAFCON Bishops NO IT'S NOT!
Lambeth Bishops It is true, Yes it's true!!
GAFCON Bishops Everything we believe
Comes from the Bible!
You guys believe
What the Pagans all do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do! Yes you do!!
GAFCON Bishops
We don't need the ABC
To appear all Englishy
The 1662 BCP
Is the true book, can't you see?
We can grab any diocese we want!
Lambeth Bishops (spoken) Without bein' caught?
GAFCON Bishops (spoken) Sure.
Lambeth Bishops (spoken) That's what we thought--you crooks!
Lambeth Bishops We are the true
World Wide Anglican Communion!
GAFCON Bishops Believe what you want!
We'll be replacing you.
Lambeth Bishops No you won't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we will!
Lambeth Bishops No you won't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we will!
Lambeth Bishops No you won't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we will!
Lambeth Bishops No you won't! No you won't!
Everybody (shouted) THIS AIN'T OVER YET!!!
The Right Reverend Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SSHHRRRIIIEEEKK!!
Tune: "Anything You Can Do" from Annie Get Your Gun
GAFCON Bishops
Anything we do,
Is holier than what you do.
We can do everything
Holier than you.
Lambeth Bishops No, you can't.
GAFCON Bishops Yes,we can.
Lambeth Bishops No, you can't.
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we can.
Lambeth Bishops No, you can't.
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we can, Yes, we can!
Lambeth Bishops Everything we do
Is actually Anglican.
Everything you do,
Is Donatist bull.
GAFCON Bishops No, it's not.
Lambeth Bishops Yes, it is.
GAFCON Bishops No, it's not.
Lambeth Bishops Yes, it is.
GAFCON Bishops No, its NOT!
Lambeth Bishops Yes,it is. Yes, it is!
Lambeth BishopsOver 800 bishops
Meeting with few mishaps.
From Fiji, Japan, and Panamá
All do Bible study and Indaba
We march to support MDGs.
GAFCON Bishops (spoken) Will that work?
Lambeth Bishops (spoken) Er, possibly.
GAFCON Bishops (spoken) You make us smirk!
GAFCON Bishops Any prayer we say
We know God will answer.
We know that God won't
Even listen to you.
Lambeth Bishops Is that so?
GAFCON Bishops It is so!
Lambeth Bishops No, it's not!
GAFCON Bishops It is so!
Lambeth Bishops No, it's not!
GAFCON Bishops It is so!
Lambeth Bishops No, it's not!
GAFCON Bishops It is so!
Lambeth Bishops No, it's not!
GAFCON Bishops It is so! It is so!
Lambeth Bishops All of our liturgies
Are full of tradition
Unlike all that aisle rolling
And hand waving you lot do.
GAFCON Bishops That's not true.
Lambeth Bishops It IS true.
GAFCON Bishops No it's not!
Lambeth Bishops It IS true
GAFCON Bishops No it's not!
Lambeth Bishops It IS true
GAFCON Bishops No it's NOT!
Lambeth Bishops It IS true
GAFCON Bishops NO IT'S NOT!
Lambeth Bishops It is true, Yes it's true!!
GAFCON Bishops Everything we believe
Comes from the Bible!
You guys believe
What the Pagans all do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do!
Lambeth Bishops No we don't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes you do! Yes you do!!
GAFCON Bishops
We don't need the ABC
To appear all Englishy
The 1662 BCP
Is the true book, can't you see?
We can grab any diocese we want!
Lambeth Bishops (spoken) Without bein' caught?
GAFCON Bishops (spoken) Sure.
Lambeth Bishops (spoken) That's what we thought--you crooks!
Lambeth Bishops We are the true
World Wide Anglican Communion!
GAFCON Bishops Believe what you want!
We'll be replacing you.
Lambeth Bishops No you won't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we will!
Lambeth Bishops No you won't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we will!
Lambeth Bishops No you won't!
GAFCON Bishops Yes, we will!
Lambeth Bishops No you won't! No you won't!
Everybody (shouted) THIS AIN'T OVER YET!!!
The Right Reverend Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SSHHRRRIIIEEEKK!!
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