Saturday, February 14, 2009

Reasons why heterosexual marriage should be banned

1. If heterosexuals are allowed to marry, some of them will want to marry more than one person, which will destroy the institution of marriage, and we can't have that! (Oh wait, that is already happening)

2. If heterosexuals are allowed to marry, some of them will want to marry minors, which will destroy the institution of marriage, and we can't have that! (Oh wait, that is already happening)

3. If heterosexuals are allowed to marry, some of them will want to divorce, which will destroy the institution of marriage, and we can't have that! (Oh wait, that is already happening)

4. If heterosexuals are allowed to marry, some of them will want to have sex with animals, which will destroy the institution of marriage, and we can't have that! (Which is as stupid as thinking that allowing gays to marry will make the same thing happen)

5 comments:

Kirkepiscatoid said...

Don't forget...everyone knows heterosexuals know best how to raise happy, well adjusted children...(big eye roll)...

Robert said...

I knew I forgot something on the list! :)

Doorman-Priest said...

And...they're often just not nice.

Where's my advice? See previous post on Lent below below.

What sort of an agony aunt are you anyway?

Sheesh!

FranIAm said...

Those goldarn hetero types.

Oh wait, I am one! And married too!

Robert said...

Ah ha! It is you Fran who are causing the destruction of civilization as we know it! :)